Coffee Table

The Crack Fox : The Mighty Boosh

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:28:00 +0000

Shrek Vs. Sanchez

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 21:14:00 +0000

Football's ugliest granny bagger boots balls at the Sanchez 'Boyos' A Nike viral.

Gmail Video Clip

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 08:08:00 +0000

This reeks of 'in-house'. Watch as a bunch of Googlers ham it up for this mini promo film. Evidence, if it were ever needed, that nerds just love to be wacky.

Carlsberg and Mentos

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:49:00 +0000

Funny Viral from Carlsberg.

Australian Jake Brown falls 50 feet & walks away

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:07:00 +0000

Ouch!

Javelin Accident Golden League Rome

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 19:57:00 +0000

A horrible javelin accident took place when the javelin, thrown by Tero Pitkamaki, hit another athlete (Salim Sdiri) during the Golden League games in Rome.

01-18-08 Trailer

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 19:36:00 +0000

01-18-08 ('Cloverfield') are the working titles of the, as yet, unnamed JJ (Lost) Abrams Monster movie coming out on... well, there's a clue in the title. The trailer is already up on Apple Trailers and although it's only a teaser it does look pretty impressive. It's all filmed on camcorder so expect cinemas full of motion sickness a-la Blair witch. Trailer here. official site Here. Imdb Here and a bunch of nerds obsessing about it Here.

Thriller Jailhouse Style

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 13:39:00 +0000

Prison in the Philippines has got to be a very different experience than in the UK, can't really imagine this going down in Barlinnie Prison, Glasgow.
1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! This is not the final routine, and definitely not a punishment! just a teaser.

Hu Shulin : The Fly Slayer

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 13:28:00 +0000

Hu Shulin hates flys! so much so he's spent years perfecting the art of killing them in a kung-fu style. OK? Hu in the process of mass insectacide has created the ultimate fly trap and is about to make millions from it. The best bit is he's collected the carcasses of all the flies he's caught, in a bin bag, more than 3 million of them.

Private Snafu - Booby Traps

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 21:51:00 +0000

Bob Clampett's infotoon Private Snafu you can download them all on archive.org.

Best Obituary Ever

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 21:37:00 +0000

Heroin, Alcoholism, untimely Deaths and Bumming Orgies. Count Gottfried von Bismarck certainly squeezed a lot into his 44 years on this planet. 'Read all abaat it!' Here

Hitler : The Bloopers

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 21:27:00 +0000

Not much you can say about this.

Faces Of Meth

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 21:07:00 +0000

Crystal Meth as you have ascertained can be bad for you, either that or it's really good for you and I've gotten these pictures the wrong way round? Either way it does 'stuff' and it's illegal so kids don't do it. Jokes aside this stuff basically microwaves your insides and leaves your outsides looking like John Merrick's nuts. You can view a nice poster here and a charming video here.

Web Zen : Collecting Art Zen

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 20:38:00 +0000

Web Zen Updates are back folks:
http://www.vvork.com/
http://4x6-art.com/
http://beinart.org/
http://www.lalalandgallery.com/
http://www.coudal.com/swapmeat/
http://www.weheartprints.com/
http://fineartadoption.net/

DIY Cyst Removal

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 18:31:00 +0000

40gbit internet connection

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 07:53:00 +0000

'A 75 year old woman from central Sweden has been thrust into the IT history books - with the world's fastest internet connection. Sigbritt Lothberg's blistering 40 Gigabits per second connection means she can enjoy 1,500 high definition HDTV channels simultaneously or download a full high definition DVD in just two seconds.' Her Son Peter installed the service for her and it looks to me like he's crippled himself with 40gbit porn for a little too long. This video is in Swedish but he makes me laugh.

Tandi Iman Dupree : I Need A Hero

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:27:00 +0000

One of the best entrances I've seen, apparently this is from the Miss Black America 2001 contest. Unfortunatley Tandi is no longer with us.

Homer and the Cerne Abbas Giant

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 22:15:00 +0000

Cerne Abbas aka the chalk guy with the massive stonk on and a massive ad for the upcoming Simpsons movie. BBC story and the B3ta animated Gif.

Enigma Machine On eBay

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:53:00 +0000

Vorsprung Durch Technik at it's finest. The Enigma Machine that kept the Allies all of a kerfuffle throughout WWII and was finally decrypted after the British (not the Americans as portrait in the shitefest that was U-571) captured one. Gratuitous historical inaccuracies aside yuo can buy one on eBay and here is the link. Hande Hoch if you want one?

Ghosts of Cite Soleil : Trailer

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:20:00 +0000

Ghosts of Cite Soleil is bound to get compared to 'City of God' as the two show the brutality of destitution in a third World environment, but to compare them is wrong as they are totally different beasts. This film shows how the gangs from the slums of Port-au-Prince are basically used as private army's to the president Aristide and the corruption that enslaves them. You can read an interview with the director Here

Jack and Meg's One Second Gig

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:00:00 +0000

Sulking faced Grinch-a-likes the White Stripes turned up for a 'secret gig*' in St. John's, Newfoundland and played one note (reportedly a C-sharp) took a smug bow and walked off. You can watch the wacky funsters on microgig the toob here.

*So secret the cround had been there for hours, and the press and the local radio station.

Make a huge printable poster from iTunes album art

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:29:00 +0000

This is a cool trick to do if you have the patience and/or inclination. Me, I have neither. Basically you can create huge posters from the album art in your iTunes 'My Music\iTunes\Album Artwork\Local' folder. You can even create photomosaic posters. Woooo! Link

Will It Blend : The iPhone

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:03:00 +0000

Tom Dickson, the Blendtec founder makes iNerds around the World faint like Vegans on a fun run by turning Apples latest product into a pile of dust. Watch it Here and buy the dust on eBay Here.

Craig McLachlan - Mona Video

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:39:00 +0000

Craig McLachlan of Neighbours fame performs the classic hit Mona. Christ alone knows why I've posted this, for some reason this hellish clump of ear rape was rattling round my head today. Does anyone remember his cappuccino song from Neighbours?

Farfour The Hamas Mouse

noreply@blogger.com (Kaspar Hauser) — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:31:00 +0000

Those wacky Palestinian extremists love animals, especially anti-Semitic hate spouting ones like Farfour the Mouse. Farfour puts the fun back in fundamentalism with his helium infused voice 'skoolin' the kids on the evils of the Zionist nation. 'Next week kids we're gonna make a dirty bomb, who can spell Anthrax?'