Make a huge printable poster from iTunes album art

This is a cool trick to do if you have the patience and/or inclination. Me, I have neither. Basically you can create huge posters from the album art in your iTunes 'My Music\iTunes\Album Artwork\Local' folder. You can even create photomosaic posters. Woooo! Link

Will It Blend : The iPhone

Tom Dickson, the Blendtec founder makes iNerds around the World faint like Vegans on a fun run by turning Apples latest product into a pile of dust. Watch it Here and buy the dust on eBay Here.

GPS ID Sniper Rifle

This friendly bit of kit is the ID-Sniper and according to the manufacturers it's used to 'implant a GPS-microchip in the body of a human being, using a high powered sniper rifle as the long distance injector. The microchip will enter the body and stay there, causing no internal damage, and only a very small amount of physical pain to the target. It will feel like a mosquito-bite lasting a fraction of a second.' Now I'm no physics genius but something that has an effective range of 1100 meters is gonna do one of two things. 1. Hurt like childbirth 2. Leave your spleen on the pavement. Link

Kohler Sok Overflowing Bath

Check out the product video it's hilarious.

World's Biggest Swiss Army Knife

At $1200 it's not only the biggest Swiss Army Knife it's also the most expensive. The 'Giant' has 85 implements and 110 uses and yet it still manages to look fucking ridiculous. I think Harry Lime summed up the Swiss perfectly 'In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.' Link

CES 07: Xbox Live on Windows Vista

AquaSkipping

A man named Tim who sounds like Kermit the Frog plays on a thing he likes to call the 'Aquaskipper'. Tim I'm guessing has not kisssed many girls.

Zune Full Of Homemade Gay Pr0n

What better way for a 12 year old to spend with their new MP3 player than watching nealy 2 hours of homemade gay porn. Oopsy. Mind you Walmart gave the sullied teen a $25 gift certificate. Thats OK then. Fox News Video Story.

Spectone iPod Dock

I don't normally post anything about iPods or their accessories as it's dull as ditchwater. There is this Spectone retro doodah dock thingy that features a '4" subwoofer and LOUD 28 watt output'. So there you have it. I don't own an iPod, my wife does but she's not getting one. Bah Humbug.