Coffee Table
A filter for the Interweb's Flotsam.
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Friday, August 03, 2007
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Thriller Jailhouse Style
Prison in the Philippines has got to be a very different experience than in the UK, can't really imagine this going down in Barlinnie Prison, Glasgow.
1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! This is not the final routine, and definitely not a punishment! just a teaser.
Hu Shulin : The Fly Slayer
Hu Shulin hates flys! so much so he's spent years perfecting the art of killing them in a kung-fu style. OK? Hu in the process of mass insectacide has created the ultimate fly trap and is about to make millions from it. The best bit is he's collected the carcasses of all the flies he's caught, in a bin bag, more than 3 million of them.
Friday, July 20, 2007
Private Snafu - Booby Traps
40gbit internet connection
'A 75 year old woman from central Sweden has been thrust into the IT history books - with the world's fastest internet connection. Sigbritt Lothberg's blistering 40 Gigabits per second connection means she can enjoy 1,500 high definition HDTV channels simultaneously or download a full high definition DVD in just two seconds.' Her Son Peter installed the service for her and it looks to me like he's crippled himself with 40gbit porn for a little too long. This video is in Swedish but he makes me laugh.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Jack and Meg's One Second Gig
Sulking faced Grinch-a-likes the White Stripes turned up for a 'secret gig*' in St. John's, Newfoundland and played one note (reportedly a C-sharp) took a smug bow and walked off. You can watch the wacky funsters on microgig the toob here.*So secret the cround had been there for hours, and the press and the local radio station.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Craig McLachlan - Mona Video
Craig McLachlan of Neighbours fame performs the classic hit Mona. Christ alone knows why I've posted this, for some reason this hellish clump of ear rape was rattling round my head today. Does anyone remember his cappuccino song from Neighbours?
Farfour The Hamas Mouse
Those wacky Palestinian extremists love animals, especially anti-Semitic hate spouting ones like Farfour the Mouse. Farfour puts the fun back in fundamentalism with his helium infused voice 'skoolin' the kids on the evils of the Zionist nation. 'Next week kids we're gonna make a dirty bomb, who can spell Anthrax?'
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
John Smeaton VS. Al-Qaeda
He wears a high-viz jacket sports a crop of hair as red as the fires of hell and likes to kick terrorists in the face. Who is he? Baggage supervisor, hero, smoker. John Smeaton. Those of you who saw 'Smeato' on the news were probably wondering what language he was trying to enunciate rapidly I can confirm it was English, albeit with a huge twang of Glaswegian. There is a fan site set up with links to videos of the J-Dog in action. Link
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Glass + Match = Tron
I'm no physics expert but I think it's got something to do with super heating the air within the glass. This is like the best homemade special effect I've seen since Adam & Joe did their microwave experiments.
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
How To Insult Someone Using British Sign Language
Know any deaf arseholes whom you would like to abuse via the medium of sign, you don't, well go find one. Call them all manner of things with the help of this handy illustrated guide. Love the mong faces from the woman doing 'Stupid' and 'Fat Cow'. Sign O' The Times
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
'Straight Outta Compton' Cover by Nina Gordon
Nina Gordon (Ex Veruca Salt) and her folkadelic version of the NWA hit single. As you may imagine this is chock full of the swearing. You can check out her website at www.ninagordon.com
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Skiing down Angel Tube Station
The Angel tube station in Islington has one of the longest escalators in Europe check out what this fruit does on it.
Labels: Videos
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Stardust Casino Vegas No More
This is the coolest demolition I've ever seen, worth the 5 min wait.
Labels: Architecture, Explosions, Videos
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Monday, March 12, 2007
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Words of Advice For Young People
The Smackfather tells it like it is, this is from the colab with Michael Franti on the album entitled Spare Ass Annie and Other Tales. Christ only knows what the Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson sample at the end is for?
Labels: Videos
Thursday, March 01, 2007
Friday, February 23, 2007
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Monday, February 19, 2007
Friday, February 16, 2007
Trailer For Terry Gilliam's 'Tideland'
Ah loves me a bit of the Gilliam! Fair enough he's made some rot in his time but the genius far outweighs that then some. Brazil and 12 Monkeys are two of my favourite movies and this looks like it may be Gilliam back on form again. Whatever happened to his big screen version of 'The Watchmen' though?
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Russian Fishermen Catch Alien, Russian Fishermen Eat Alien
You have to admire Russian fishermen they catch a 100 kilo 'Anomalous Creature' that no man has ever witnessed before but here's the best bit. Did they hand the creature over to science and the World as proof of a new, perhaps alien, lifeform? Did they balls, they ate the fucker! One of the men said that it was the most delicious dish he had ever eaten. Brilliant.Link (with video)
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Tyra Banks Is Clinically Insane
Watch this and then wonder why this woman is not sitting in a lunatic asylum rocking back and forward drooling with all the style and poise of a rabid fox (straight after a hearty breakfast of Eggs and Thorazine). Seriously they burnt people at the stake in Salem for less a few hundred years ago, at least they had an excuse.
Aberdeen On Britain's Toughest Pubs
As most of you lot are from North America I wouldn't suggest even trying to understand a word of what goes on in this video. Basic synopsis shithole pub run by a morbidly obese twat full of grade A bell ends. Enjoy the ethereal delights of 'Peep Peeps'
Labels: Videos
QPR Vs. China Fight Video
In a game famous for having the World's thickest, dullest millionaires it's nice to see a good old ruck every now and then. This is a cracker though! Watch in slack jawed bemusement as a 'mass brawl' breaks out during a 'friendly' training match between Queen's Park Rangers football club (London) and the Chinese Olympics under 23's team. Do you think QPR wanted another fight half an hour later? (I make no apologies for mandatory Chinese food jokes). Oh and one of them ended up unconscious with a broken jaw. Nice.
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Monday, February 05, 2007
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Tourettes De France : The Prince Charles Bit
Tourettes sufferer John Davidson tells a highly amused Keith Allen about his encounter with HRH Prince Charles Of Wales. Among other things he calls him a 'big-eared c*nt' and asks 'Does Camilla take it up the arse'. Class. If you would like to donate to Torettes Scotland who are massively underfunded you can do so here.
Friday, December 22, 2006
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Friday, December 15, 2006
Kevin Craswell The Man Who Fell Asleep On A Raliway Track
The video of Kevin Craswell sleeping off the effects of a massive booze bender. Mr Cresswel of Ashtead in Surrey escaped certain death on a few occasions from not only the trains but also from the 750 volts that was running through the track next to his feet. Insert 'gone off the rails' joke here. Local Story.


