Javelin Accident Golden League Rome

A horrible javelin accident took place when the javelin, thrown by Tero Pitkamaki, hit another athlete (Salim Sdiri) during the Golden League games in Rome.

Hu Shulin : The Fly Slayer

Hu Shulin hates flys! so much so he's spent years perfecting the art of killing them in a kung-fu style. OK? Hu in the process of mass insectacide has created the ultimate fly trap and is about to make millions from it. The best bit is he's collected the carcasses of all the flies he's caught, in a bin bag, more than 3 million of them.

Best Obituary Ever

Heroin, Alcoholism, untimely Deaths and Bumming Orgies. Count Gottfried von Bismarck certainly squeezed a lot into his 44 years on this planet. 'Read all abaat it!' Here

Tandi Iman Dupree : I Need A Hero

One of the best entrances I've seen, apparently this is from the Miss Black America 2001 contest. Unfortunatley Tandi is no longer with us.

Homer and the Cerne Abbas Giant

Cerne Abbas aka the chalk guy with the massive stonk on and a massive ad for the upcoming Simpsons movie. BBC story and the B3ta animated Gif.

Plasma Sperm Microscope : View your own Sperm

This is what you might call a niche purchase when I say niche I mean deeply strange. The Plasma Sperm microscope is the easiest way to view samples of your own sperm, because that’s what it was made for! Whether for educational, scientific, or other reasons, Plasma Sperm allows you to explore the microscopic world of any liquid or matter up to 1200x. you want to buy one? then click here.

Eyeball Implants

Gerrit Melles, the director of the Netherlands Institute for Innovative Ocular Surgery which developed the procedure two years ago says, 'In my view, it is a little more subtle than (body) piercing. It is a bit of a fun thing and a very personal thing for people. Without doing any harm to the eye, we can implant a jewel in the conjunctiva. So far, we have not seen any side effects or complications, and we don't expect any in the future'.

The jewelry itself is of a platinum alloy about 1/8" across, and having it inserted is done under a local anesthetic starting at about $750. The procedure takes about 15 minutes. As of this entry's writing, seven implants of this type have been performed, and the clinic claims to have a waiting list of people wanting more.

At this stage, JewelEye implants are only available in the Netherlands, where the jewelry can only be implanted by a registered ophthalmologist (under sterile conditions, of course). But if you fancy getting the procedure then get booking here.

Nude Need Fags?

I guess it's better than hiding them down your japper or up your mimsie?

R2D2 Mailboxes

The US Postal service has taken time out from shooting each other to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Star Wars with these snazzy R2D2 mailboxes. The rumours that each will have a dwarf in it like the original have yet to be confirmed. More Here.

Christian Clown Training Videos

One word review : Sinisterasfuck

Autoerotic Jetski Shagger

Chris Donald (pictured) is a mechanic who likes to take his work home with him, take it home and 'make the sexy' with it. Car toucher Chris, 38, has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years plus two motorboats and a Jetski. Read more at the Sun's website, the newspaper that frequently uses words like 'Bruv' even though it's written by upper/middle class Oxford graduates. Link (via totallycrap)

What What (In The But)

Catchy tune, I'm going to sing it at work tomorrow at inopportune moments.

SF 2007 Pillow Fight

I covered the 1st of these last year click image for more.

Phillip Kerkhof Vs. Shark

Phillip Kerkhof 41, obviously thought the stereotypical image of the Aussie male was somehow at risk and decided he needed to put wrongs to rights. Phil then decided the best remedy to realign this stereotype would be to get shitfaced on Vodka and go 'wrestle' a 4 foot Whaler Shark. He landed the unfortunate creature but very nearly lost his 'good ones' in the process. "It's not something I'd recommend to do," he said. "When I sobered up I thought about it and I said, 'I'm a bit of an idiot doing it'." Twat.

Russian Fishermen Catch Alien, Russian Fishermen Eat Alien

You have to admire Russian fishermen they catch a 100 kilo 'Anomalous Creature' that no man has ever witnessed before but here's the best bit. Did they hand the creature over to science and the World as proof of a new, perhaps alien, lifeform? Did they balls, they ate the fucker! One of the men said that it was the most delicious dish he had ever eaten. Brilliant.
Link (with video)

Tyra Banks Is Clinically Insane

Watch this and then wonder why this woman is not sitting in a lunatic asylum rocking back and forward drooling with all the style and poise of a rabid fox (straight after a hearty breakfast of Eggs and Thorazine). Seriously they burnt people at the stake in Salem for less a few hundred years ago, at least they had an excuse.

Skydiver Survives Plunge Video

Micheal Holmes had a 'helmcam' running when both his main and reserve chutes failed 15,000 feet over Taupo, on New Zealand's North Island. What can only be described as luck turned this potential snuff clip into being something amazing.

Sachiko Kodama's Ferrofluid Sculpture 'Morpho Tower'

Via Neatorama.

Bunker Life

The 60's were responsible for the hippy movement who sang of peace, harmony and Love to all men. In a perfect example of juxtaposition the World's governments were stockpiling as many nuclear weapons as possible hurtling us all towards some Mutually Assured Destruction. Now that we are all friends and Russia is more concerned with wiping out it's former states and choking Europe of Oil and poisoning it's defected there are a lot of unique properties on the market. So if you fancy living underground in a nuclear bunker, and who wouldn't, click your nuclear family over here.

Poodle Fitness

This is quite possibly the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

Paris syndrome hits Japanese

Paris the most romantic city in the World? Not, it would seem, for a handfull of hypersensitive Japanese. Every year a dozen or so poor Japanese require repatriation and psychiatric counselling. The Cause? The fact that Parisians are rude as fuck and the streets are littered with dog merd. Story (via The Guardian)

Want To See Some Puppies?

Good God almighty! Link (NSFW)

World's Longest Man Saves Two Dolphins

'Worlds longest man Bao Xishun, length 2.36 m has saved two Dolphins after they swallowed plastic. Vets could not reach the plastic with their equipment, but Bao's 1.06 m long arms could get it out the dolphins stomaches.' Story (via Random good Stuff)