Homer and the Cerne Abbas Giant

Cerne Abbas aka the chalk guy with the massive stonk on and a massive ad for the upcoming Simpsons movie. BBC story and the B3ta animated Gif.

John Smeaton VS. Al-Qaeda

He wears a high-viz jacket sports a crop of hair as red as the fires of hell and likes to kick terrorists in the face. Who is he? Baggage supervisor, hero, smoker. John Smeaton. Those of you who saw 'Smeato' on the news were probably wondering what language he was trying to enunciate rapidly I can confirm it was English, albeit with a huge twang of Glaswegian. There is a fan site set up with links to videos of the J-Dog in action. Link

Some Random News

Sheep targeted by graffiti gang
and my favorite from Aberdeen
Racist Garden Gnome

Autoerotic Jetski Shagger

Chris Donald (pictured) is a mechanic who likes to take his work home with him, take it home and 'make the sexy' with it. Car toucher Chris, 38, has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years plus two motorboats and a Jetski. Read more at the Sun's website, the newspaper that frequently uses words like 'Bruv' even though it's written by upper/middle class Oxford graduates. Link (via totallycrap)

SF 2007 Pillow Fight

I covered the 1st of these last year click image for more.

Phillip Kerkhof Vs. Shark

Phillip Kerkhof 41, obviously thought the stereotypical image of the Aussie male was somehow at risk and decided he needed to put wrongs to rights. Phil then decided the best remedy to realign this stereotype would be to get shitfaced on Vodka and go 'wrestle' a 4 foot Whaler Shark. He landed the unfortunate creature but very nearly lost his 'good ones' in the process. "It's not something I'd recommend to do," he said. "When I sobered up I thought about it and I said, 'I'm a bit of an idiot doing it'." Twat.

100 things we didn't know last year

The BBC's rundown of 100 things we didn't know last year. For example; When filming summer scenes in winter, actors suck on ice cubes just before the camera rolls - it cools their mouths so their breath doesn't condense in the cold air. Link (via BBC)

Saddam Hussein Executed

Iraqi television have released pictures leading up to Saddam Hussein's execution. The video footage ends before the point of Saddam's death. Link (via Sky News)

Update : For those who want to watch the 'full show' click here (Warning as you may expect it contains the full execution and the quality is mince; there that's your disclaimer)

Infamy

Web User magazine had it's yearly rundown of the best of 2006 and guess who's in the youtube top 15*, that's right moi, muggins, me. The Aleksey Vayner video has now had more than 233,800 views that's more than a hundred thousand a month. This is the same magazine that gave me a row for using bad words before. Does this means they are speaking to me again?




*Position 15 haha

Tom Stephens Myspace Page

Tom " The Bishop" Stephens was arrested today for the murder of the 5 prostitutes in Ipswich. Tom had a Myspace page. Today Myspace removed the page. Below is a link to Tom's Myspace page (screengrabbed before the pull).
Tom cites his number one hero as Hong Kong Phooey and joined Myspace to get into 'Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends'. Link