The Crack Fox : The Mighty Boosh

Shrek Vs. Sanchez

Football's ugliest granny bagger boots balls at the Sanchez 'Boyos' A Nike viral.

Gmail Video Clip

This reeks of 'in-house'. Watch as a bunch of Googlers ham it up for this mini promo film. Evidence, if it were ever needed, that nerds just love to be wacky.

Carlsberg and Mentos

Funny Viral from Carlsberg.

Australian Jake Brown falls 50 feet & walks away

Ouch!

Javelin Accident Golden League Rome

A horrible javelin accident took place when the javelin, thrown by Tero Pitkamaki, hit another athlete (Salim Sdiri) during the Golden League games in Rome.

01-18-08 Trailer

01-18-08 ('Cloverfield') are the working titles of the, as yet, unnamed JJ (Lost) Abrams Monster movie coming out on... well, there's a clue in the title. The trailer is already up on Apple Trailers and although it's only a teaser it does look pretty impressive. It's all filmed on camcorder so expect cinemas full of motion sickness a-la Blair witch. Trailer here. official site Here. Imdb Here and a bunch of nerds obsessing about it Here.

Thriller Jailhouse Style

Prison in the Philippines has got to be a very different experience than in the UK, can't really imagine this going down in Barlinnie Prison, Glasgow.
1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! This is not the final routine, and definitely not a punishment! just a teaser.

Hu Shulin : The Fly Slayer

Hu Shulin hates flys! so much so he's spent years perfecting the art of killing them in a kung-fu style. OK? Hu in the process of mass insectacide has created the ultimate fly trap and is about to make millions from it. The best bit is he's collected the carcasses of all the flies he's caught, in a bin bag, more than 3 million of them.

Private Snafu - Booby Traps

Bob Clampett's infotoon Private Snafu you can download them all on archive.org.

Best Obituary Ever

Heroin, Alcoholism, untimely Deaths and Bumming Orgies. Count Gottfried von Bismarck certainly squeezed a lot into his 44 years on this planet. 'Read all abaat it!' Here

Hitler : The Bloopers

Not much you can say about this.

Faces Of Meth

Crystal Meth as you have ascertained can be bad for you, either that or it's really good for you and I've gotten these pictures the wrong way round? Either way it does 'stuff' and it's illegal so kids don't do it. Jokes aside this stuff basically microwaves your insides and leaves your outsides looking like John Merrick's nuts. You can view a nice poster here and a charming video here.

Web Zen : Collecting Art Zen

Web Zen Updates are back folks:
http://www.vvork.com/
http://4x6-art.com/
http://beinart.org/
http://www.lalalandgallery.com/
http://www.coudal.com/swapmeat/
http://www.weheartprints.com/
http://fineartadoption.net/

DIY Cyst Removal

40gbit internet connection

'A 75 year old woman from central Sweden has been thrust into the IT history books - with the world's fastest internet connection. Sigbritt Lothberg's blistering 40 Gigabits per second connection means she can enjoy 1,500 high definition HDTV channels simultaneously or download a full high definition DVD in just two seconds.' Her Son Peter installed the service for her and it looks to me like he's crippled himself with 40gbit porn for a little too long. This video is in Swedish but he makes me laugh.

Tandi Iman Dupree : I Need A Hero

One of the best entrances I've seen, apparently this is from the Miss Black America 2001 contest. Unfortunatley Tandi is no longer with us.

Homer and the Cerne Abbas Giant

Cerne Abbas aka the chalk guy with the massive stonk on and a massive ad for the upcoming Simpsons movie. BBC story and the B3ta animated Gif.

Enigma Machine On eBay

Vorsprung Durch Technik at it's finest. The Enigma Machine that kept the Allies all of a kerfuffle throughout WWII and was finally decrypted after the British (not the Americans as portrait in the shitefest that was U-571) captured one. Gratuitous historical inaccuracies aside yuo can buy one on eBay and here is the link. Hande Hoch if you want one?

Ghosts of Cite Soleil : Trailer

Ghosts of Cite Soleil is bound to get compared to 'City of God' as the two show the brutality of destitution in a third World environment, but to compare them is wrong as they are totally different beasts. This film shows how the gangs from the slums of Port-au-Prince are basically used as private army's to the president Aristide and the corruption that enslaves them. You can read an interview with the director Here

Jack and Meg's One Second Gig

Sulking faced Grinch-a-likes the White Stripes turned up for a 'secret gig*' in St. John's, Newfoundland and played one note (reportedly a C-sharp) took a smug bow and walked off. You can watch the wacky funsters on microgig the toob here.


*So secret the cround had been there for hours, and the press and the local radio station.

Make a huge printable poster from iTunes album art

This is a cool trick to do if you have the patience and/or inclination. Me, I have neither. Basically you can create huge posters from the album art in your iTunes 'My Music\iTunes\Album Artwork\Local' folder. You can even create photomosaic posters. Woooo! Link

Will It Blend : The iPhone

Tom Dickson, the Blendtec founder makes iNerds around the World faint like Vegans on a fun run by turning Apples latest product into a pile of dust. Watch it Here and buy the dust on eBay Here.

Craig McLachlan - Mona Video

Craig McLachlan of Neighbours fame performs the classic hit Mona. Christ alone knows why I've posted this, for some reason this hellish clump of ear rape was rattling round my head today. Does anyone remember his cappuccino song from Neighbours?

Farfour The Hamas Mouse

Those wacky Palestinian extremists love animals, especially anti-Semitic hate spouting ones like Farfour the Mouse. Farfour puts the fun back in fundamentalism with his helium infused voice 'skoolin' the kids on the evils of the Zionist nation. 'Next week kids we're gonna make a dirty bomb, who can spell Anthrax?'

Top 50 Websites for 2007

Time magazines list of 'the best examples of what's new and exciting about the Web right now'. Well who am I to argue, the fact I've been omitted AGAIN. pfff. Could be because I don't update my site and my content is as entertaining as a proctology exam? Quite possibly. Anyway take a look for yourself unsurprisingly loads of web 2.0 sites and as Barry Norman would say 'and why not?' Link

John Smeaton VS. Al-Qaeda

He wears a high-viz jacket sports a crop of hair as red as the fires of hell and likes to kick terrorists in the face. Who is he? Baggage supervisor, hero, smoker. John Smeaton. Those of you who saw 'Smeato' on the news were probably wondering what language he was trying to enunciate rapidly I can confirm it was English, albeit with a huge twang of Glaswegian. There is a fan site set up with links to videos of the J-Dog in action. Link

Kid's Books You'll Never See On The Shelves

A barrage of Photoshopped kids books from those happy go lucky folk at Something Awful. Link

Anti-Gak Advert

Next time your out on the town and fancy hoovering some simpleton soot up your face bugle make sure it's not in a bathroom equipped with CWS.

The Media Revolution

Plasma Sperm Microscope : View your own Sperm

This is what you might call a niche purchase when I say niche I mean deeply strange. The Plasma Sperm microscope is the easiest way to view samples of your own sperm, because that’s what it was made for! Whether for educational, scientific, or other reasons, Plasma Sperm allows you to explore the microscopic world of any liquid or matter up to 1200x. you want to buy one? then click here.

Hamster Popcorn Piano

Goonies of the Caribbean

Excellent mashup of the Goonies and Pirates OtC. Read the trivia on imdb about the goonies here

Glass + Match = Tron

I'm no physics expert but I think it's got something to do with super heating the air within the glass. This is like the best homemade special effect I've seen since Adam & Joe did their microwave experiments.

Puchi Puchi

Bandai have produced a bubblewrap popping device called the 'Puchi Puchi'. Every 100 "pops" gives you a random sound including "door chime", "barking dog", "sexy voice", the eternal "fart" noise, and more! As an added bonus, among every 1000 pieces is a "puchi lucky" toy with a heart-shaped bubble. You can pre-order one here

Adidas Vertical Football

The highlight for me is the CNBC US anchorman referring to Osaka as 'Downtown Japan' what an utter guffoon.